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-Мили Боже, помогни ми да намеря място за колата ми, аз обещавам да декларирам всичките си доходи и обещавам да не дера кожата на клиентские си. И още - обещавам да не подкупвам повече съдиите.
Изведнъж силна мълния разтресла земята и на паркинга пред съдебната палата изчезнала една кола.
-Я остави - провикнала се адвокатката.Вече намерих място за паркиране.
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