Един инженер умрял.Отишъл при Свети Петър. Цял ден чакал на опашка, за да получи разпределение, но накрая ангелчето го насочили към ада. Минало време, започнали незапомнени жеги. Свети Петър си помислил:
"Тук в Рая не се диша от горещина. А какво ли е в Ада? Я да ида да проверя?"
Отишъл той в ада и какво да види? Прохладно, подухва ветрец, изобщо рай... Попитал дявола каква е тази работа,и той му отговорил :
- Абе, нали ми изпрати един инженер миналия месец, та ми сложи климатик.
- Дай го този инженер насам - казал св.Петър - горе в Рая не се живее от горещина!
- Ааааа,не! - отговорил дявола - щом си го изпуснал един път, сърди се на себе си.
- Ще те съдя - разгорещил се свети Петър.
- Кого ще съдиш, бе? Нали всички адвокати са при мен?
"Тук в Рая не се диша от горещина. А какво ли е в Ада? Я да ида да проверя?"
Отишъл той в ада и какво да види? Прохладно, подухва ветрец, изобщо рай... Попитал дявола каква е тази работа,и той му отговорил :
- Абе, нали ми изпрати един инженер миналия месец, та ми сложи климатик.
- Дай го този инженер насам - казал св.Петър - горе в Рая не се живее от горещина!
- Ааааа,не! - отговорил дявола - щом си го изпуснал един път, сърди се на себе си.
- Ще те съдя - разгорещил се свети Петър.
- Кого ще съдиш, бе? Нали всички адвокати са при мен?
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